little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me: that is a fantastic point
*phone lights up*
me: *hopes its a text from the boy*
Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”
me: even better
I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed-
once you’ve thought about that, you’re fucked.
last first kiss? turned 3 today! (April 30, 2014)
captain cobra + killian not knowing about our world’s technology
introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
Uh, you’re t. m.
— terribly mistaken,
because this umbrella has always belonged t. m.
— to me.