me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

2 months ago with 570,199 notes
originally lokisadvocate

gif:

*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better


2 months ago with 57,599 notes
originally gif

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2 months ago with 14,304 notes
originally plantitude

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3 months ago with 12,303 notes
originally stonerclone

3 months ago with 225,509 notes
originally tomcx-deactivated20120823

savvylikenahhh:

I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed-
once you’ve thought about that, you’re fucked.


3 months ago with 214,759 notes
originally savvylikenahhh
last first kiss? turned 3 today! (April 30, 2014)

last first kiss? turned 3 today! (April 30, 2014)


captainswanouat:

captain cobra + killian not knowing about our world’s technology


5 months ago with 2,350 notes
originally captainswanouat

deatheatrs:

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck


5 months ago with 731,467 notes
originally deatheatrs

Uh, you’re t. m.
          —   terribly mistaken,
   because this umbrella has always belonged t. m.
          —   to me

(Source: prnceneal)


5 months ago with 5,408 notes
originally prnceneal
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